v7.5.0 · Audrey Buffet is not waiting
Introduces Audrey Buffet with her first article, profile, original portrait, and a fresh author-directory crop pass.
The headline
Audrey Buffet is the 28-year-old youngest Buffet sister: single, crushing a flexible marketing job, living with Katy and Jack while she looks for her own place, and entirely unwilling to describe a successful transition like an apology.
Her debut, “The Pool Is Not a Waiting Room”, is about ambition without panic, flexible work without performative suffering, and enjoying the life you have while building the next one.
What shipped
- Added Audrey Buffet to the complete author directory after Sunny Galeworth.
- Published a complete Audrey profile with linked family relationships, a Poolside Operator badge, and social graph pages.
- Created an original AI-generated editorial portrait with safe headroom for square and circular crops.
- Rebalanced every author-directory portrait to a shared, calmer crop and removed Ren Navarro’s old over-zoom exception.
- Gave Katy Buffet a tailored position so her full face reads naturally in the compact landscape card.
- Published Audrey’s first full article with prominent links to Katy, Jack, Neo, and Savvy.
Credit
Audrey supplied the life, work, family, and poolside brief. Morpheus supplied the editorial construction, portrait, implementation, and production gate.
The apartment search continues. The life does not wait.